| Rating | Name | Remarks |
|---|---|---|
| 10/10 | Java Mocha Triple Shot | Tastes like choccy milk |
| 10/10 | Java Salted Caramel | Tastes like caramel |
| 10/10 | Ultra Gold | Tastes like pineapple |
| 10/10 | Ultra Strawberry Dreams | Tastes very soft |
| 10/10 | Rehab Peach Tea | Just caffienated peach juice |
| 9/10 | Ultra Sunrise | Tastes like spicy oranges |
| 9/10 | Punch Khaotic | Tastes like regular oranges |
| 9/10 | Ultra Rosa | Tastes like fun dip :) |
| 8/10 | Ultra Peachy Keen | Tastes like peach |
| 8/10 | Aussie Lemonade | Tastes almost exactly like the Brisk lemonade |
| 7/10 | Pacific Punch | Tastes like Tahitian Treat |
| 7/10 | Ultra Violet | Tastes like grape jolly ranchers |
| 7/10 | Ultra Paradise | Tastes like lime jolly ranchers |
| 6/10 | Ultra Red | Tastes like cherries |
| 6/10 | Ultra Watermelon | Tastes like sour watermelon candy |
| 5/10 | Ultra Fiesta Mango | Tastes like mango, but even when cold it tastes warm |
| 4/10 | Rehab Strawberry Lemonade | Tastes like strawberry lemonade. Does not give restoration vibes |
| 3/10 | Ultra Zero | Tastes like if Elon Musk tried fixing Flint, MI's tap water |
| 1/10 | Original | Tastes like battery acid |
| 0/10 | Ultra Blue | Tastes like worse battery acid |
| 0/10 | Rehab Tea + Lemonade | Tastes like medicine. |
